It's good to be king

The book I’m reading at the moment is Stephen king’s “under the dome” it’s about a town that is suddenly trapped under an invisible barrier and can’t get out, it leads on to cabin fever and is a brilliant read, loads of characters (and yet not complex to follow) and the story keeps you griped all the way well worth a read

p.s if anyone reads this and think the he copied the Simpsons movie they can think again this book was first drafted in 1987 and replaced in 2008.

things i want

Amazon Kindle Firehttp www.amazon.com/Kindle-Fire-Color/dp/B0051VVOB2/ref=amb_link_357575542_7?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=gateway-center-column&pf_rd_r=11CQJ4Z9981ANWRGKK10&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=1321408942&pf_rd_i=507846  

Because I don’t yet have a tablet computer and would like one they look cool, except i wont but an ipad as i refuce to give any money to apple i don’t own an ipod or an iphone and defnetly not a imac computer cos there shit and a waste of good money

Replica Batmobile http://www.firebox.com/product/2922/Replica-Batmobile

who the hell wouldn’t, image pulling up to pick up your date in the batmobile, reserve a table with the bat phone the drive away with the flame going

Hounds and Holidays

I'm rather excited, I may be getting a dog (the man is because the indecisiveness of some members of my family is un-believable but hopefully this will work out since I have been bargaining for one) I have seen one which I like it's a local shelter I saw it on the web and it seems to meet all the criteria of small, doesn’t shed too much hair, young enough to be trained to our house rules. going to see it on Friday hopefully will be good and may get it within a week or two depending on what sort of mood people are in, I’m very much a go, go, go person when I see something I want to do I want to get moving and do it I don’t like hanging around for ages waiting and not doing anything.

I need a holiday, I think I’m the only teen who doesn’t think the dream holiday is benidorm or Ibiza or another cesspool of disease and cretins too dumb to think of anywhere else to go, no my dream holiday is a nice weekend away in Florence, a nice quite getaway where you can drink finest coffee and eat delicious food, and just relax without a beach in sight ( I hate the beach, don’t get it, why the hell would I want to sit on sand as it get everywhere and hear screaming children as they kick sand in all directions but epically in my eyes, no I am not a fan of the beach) the problem is the rest of my family only want to go on beach holidays, the more annoying thing is that they don’t tell me this till they've booked me a ticket because they know if they don’t book it before they ask me I’ll say no and refuse to go I’ll just save the money and go by myself to Italy, it'll be a birthday gift to me. (Now I know some of you will be saying what a spoilt are complaining that he gets to go on holidays, these people can write me a letter complaining, stamp it, and then stick it where the air is questionable)

7 days and a caravan

yes I am ashamed that it has been a week since my last post, terrible, it's not even as if I’ve been busy, I’ve just been sitting in front of my TV watching crap. speaking of watching crap, there was a program on about the eviction of Irish travellers (gypsies) from dale farm, there was a gypsies woman on there saying "they should bring body bags cos we aint going" suits me, can’t be bothered with them, if someone wants to not pay taxis and live like the clampetts, wild and free in their little community making up shite laws which they don’t live by then fine that’s their problem, but don't do it on our land, don’t expect to use our schools, don’t use the NHS and don’t use the emergency services, tax payers pay for those services and if you don’t pay taxes don’t use the services taxes pay for, when I’m older I’ll have a job, own a house, and pay taxes, because I’m not a lay-about tree surgeon. the most irritating thing is that the pikes at dale farm think that the government should buy the land back off they for fuck sake what sort of request is that and the government can’t do anything because they may use force and someone might get hurt awwwwwww poor thieving rats, should be going in there and dragging them out, they've been given a long time to evict and they haven't, so harsh measures are called for.

missspeling

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14842691
this is one of my favrout things in the news for a long time, as anyone who have read my blog sofar will gather spelling is certanly not my fortay, any it is geniues that someone relised that if the regster for mis-spelled e-mail addresses they can recive other peoples e-mail, dont know why you would want to most of my e-mails are useless rubbish that i dont even read so why someone els wants to get them i dont know, still if your sending something important you should at least take the time and effort to look over your spelling to make sure that you have evrything in order before you send, although what sort of idot sends important stuff via e-mail your e-mail accotunt is so likly to get hacked and it's easy to hack it too so use a more secure methoud like a phone, or the age old methoud of face to face talking, that old chestnut, the thing we as humanity have used for centrys and have never let us down since.

I predict a riot

whilst scanning the bbc news page i ran accross a news artical for the england riots http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14926322
apparently one in four rioters have have 10 previouse offences, no bloody wonder with the why the goverment treats the wee neds who have nothing better to do than to go around and make troubble, the highist punishment a young person can recive is going to a young offenders instuion which i my self would love to be sent to as the have a snoker table, table footbal, a tv, radios in rooms, posters, entertainment, privet schooling. thats not a punishment it's a holiday. and if the do something relly bad the get sent to theripy because it's not the persons fault it's sociatys. they should be made to do hard labour, and anyone of the theving rats that was involved in the riots should be named and shamed, bring back the stocks that was a great idea haveing to stand there while people throw rotten fruit and veg at them servis them right. The reson the riot went on so long is because the officers involved have no power, if the touch someone they get sued, they need to be able to use serious force to controll them, if anyones seen the film harry brown (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289406/ ) thats my opinon of what the deserve.

I'll be back

very happy today as i've been told that i'm probably going to go back to the little town of royston for one night only to vist my friends ( this comes about because i was told that we're going down to vist our couisons in stevanage don't know why dislike my cosion uneducated cretin and stevnage is a shithole but i am allowed to vist royston) unfortnatly this means going on a plane altough i have no problem with airtraval it's self in fact i rather like it. it gets one down to england in about an hour and the meal you get is one of the best things ever ( i'm of a select few who adore airline food the entire onsonble is beautful it all comes in one neat little box and it's the little things like the cup of water with a foil seal on it) but yes genraly i enjoy air traval even the airport dosn't bother me as i simply take my pair of crutches and you fly past all the queus. no the boil on my butt with planes is other people, for some reson all socal manners go out the window with airports firstly they decid in a quieu they simply must stand right behind you so you can taste what they had for breakfast ( hence the crutches) then when you move forward there shiting them self that someone might take there spot behind you seriously fuck off, then there's the race to the plane from the minuite the gate is called evryone on you flight would knock and eserly person to the floor to get a better seat ( although this is where i get greatist pleasure in simply sitinng down with the times newspaper, sipping a coffee and waiting till the very last call, till the're calling you by name then you stroll onto the aircrafe big grin on your face, looking for a seat, of corse no-one wants you to take the free seat next to them of corse the must be very suseptable to illness and the slightlst infecton may kill them ( however terible that may be) so you simply wonder the aircraft untill the air hostess seats you herself and no-ones going to disagree with the desuison of the air hostess ) and you simply plug your self in with your loadest head phones and put on a bit of queen. as you see i'm a pleasure to travel with.

two pots of tea and a packet of biscuits

It is nice to see the denigration of saturday night tv, the choice is ether Doctor who ( yes there still flogging that dead horse ( and i say dead i mean rotting away, it has cesed to exsit, it has joined the quire invisable)) or downton abby ( my god that progams dull) then one can chouse between Strictly come danceing ( for people who need a push over deaths door) or x factor ( where poor people try and be rich ( it's a bit like the lottory for twats)). 

well it's intresting for me to see that i after slagging off blogging is now blogging fairly religously and rather enjoy it    

( don't know wether anyone els is enjoying it but I am so tough you'll just have to sit watching your computer screen at me spewing crap onto the interweb ) 

close but no cigar

ahh the ever so delightful feeling of being ever so slightly pissed, not quite danceing to the chicargo sound track pissed ( some amoung you will get that more than others prefrbly the people from facebook) but yes just pissed enough to make the world see ever so slightly better. watched a film "harry brown" bout michell cane going ape-shit on so chavs great film enjoyed it very much. to bed to sleep to dream

 " dreams thoughs little pockets of death, how i hate them so." eger allen poe

an evning with...

well that was a rare meal as we say in scotland, unfortunatly it was a beef spag ball, i'm more of a fish person i would sell my soul for fish, i am hopeing that if i make enough money and if i have the time i'm going to go on the scottish fish trail which is a trail up the coast of scotland where you eat fish, as one may have guessed. so the plan for tonight is to sit in watch family fourtunes ( thats our verson of family fuied for you americans, i dont think they have a german verson ) then i may wwatch torchwood i dout you get that anywere els since it's bbc ( the money grabing bastards imagine haveing to pay £100 to own a tv not even to buy one just to have the privlage of owning one and it's not even shared amoun the other chanals no it gose souly into paying for programs like contryfile and universtiy challange the bloody cheek, you cant even just say i dont want to ricive bbc cos theres shite on you have to pay even though i highly dout meny people watch underage mums, if i want to see a bunch of pregnent 15 year olds on benifits i would have stayed in paisly) right now thats out of my system.
well this is most probly the last post of the day been sucseful so far seemed to have alot to grumble about so lets hope we keep it up
taylor out.

hungry like the wolf

i know most of you dont care of my eating habits but it may be intresting to some people and who know in 200 year if global walming dont fry humanity to a well-done end then historyans my look at my blog as a fasinating insite into the teenage mind of 2011, so my dinner tonight is spageti bolinase that clasic italin dish which domio has subsequntly riuend, i am starving after a meslie hummouse and red peper sandwhich for lunch although tasty the tit who decided to put only one sandwhich in the pakage is to blame for my hunger whining, it's nice to see that someones watching and i'm talking about the two from usa and one from germany i beleie that the uk viewers are mostly myself and my media teacher so dosn't relly count but thanks for listining to my rablings even if it was just for a second, also if anyone from my facebook was kind enough to follow the link from my post congratulations you have just movied up the hierarchy of friends well done you.

onward and upward

well it's home from collige to face the depresinly sad exsitance of my family, i have to brothers who are stupidity on two legs and find it there lifes work to make my life a little less enjoyable, altough in scotland i can start buying property and can move out legaly so thats something to think about :) yes i did just use a smilely face it's very sterotypcal blog but what the hell don't like it dont read the blog ( an option meny people on blogspot seem to have taken) it is very unfortuntate that I as a person come across terble in my writing it's just something that happens but at least you can read it in an interesting voice would be better then my normal voice.

horoscopes

this is my horoscope, it's a load of crap
News might not be what you (or a close relative) want it to be. Plans may need to be changed or negotiations begun. You might also have to cope with a leak (from an upstairs room) - and which may have spoilt some wooden furniture. Whilst writing a letter, you could discover fluency with words and a way of making someone feel they'll be letting you (and themselves) down if they don't accede to your request.
i have never heard as much rubish in my life horoscopes are a load of useless dribble ( but there good convsation) i guess now i should get home and check all my nice wooden antics for water damage, then write a letter dont know why i bother but since i get the paper evryday i'll keep u updated with the horroscope and wether anything comes true.

religion

This shoulld be fun, i was brought up a christian but movied away from the chruch and now view the entire christian religion as a load of crap (dont get me wrong i have christian friends and am prepard to be proven wrong, and if someone presents me with proof that god exsits then i will throw myself on the gorund and pray for murcy then get god for life tattooed on my arse but till then i will contue to make cruid joke about the matter untill i die and ( acording to cristians) will meet god and have to explaine the whole slaging of matter so if your a chritian reading this thinking im rater mean then dont worry if your right then i'll burn in hell forever) but as of such i am not in a religion of cult and do not think that any are perticaly close to he truth.

day one

This is the first post on my blog spot (obviously) there is so far no-one looking at this so as for the moment I’m talking to myself, this blog is for my collage course, therefore it'll be updated fairly often, this is so far my second day of college after joining yesterday, it's all right.

My life up to now

don’t get excited there nothing significant to tell I was born in paisley, moved down to England where I was educated in a small dull town near Cambridge and London, though in between to flourishing and interesting places Royston was somewhat of a shite hole nothing spectacular ever happened the highlight of the peoples year was a small may day celebrating which was the same every year and was never the interesting festival, I had a group of friends which i spent most of my time with ( mostly on Friday and Saturday nights drinking ourselves silly on the local golf course till the local community support offices came and took down our fake names and addresses ( I would here like to apologise to Steve Macintosh at 112 Lillington road if you have every been hassled for drinking on public land )). i was then at the age of 16 uprooted and moved to Scotland where I started college doing media course and then subsequently told to write a blog that pretty much brings you up to speed non- existent person.