Thursday, 24 November 2011

Good game, Good game

Right I'm out of ideas of things to bitch about and need to do another post today so have decided to play... ****WHAT'S IN MY WALLET****
so lets start in my wallet there is

  • 2 x 1p coins , I'm so rich
  • 1 x £10 Scottish note, that's more like it ( -£1.12 that i just spent on my break on milk and mikados yum)
  • A GAME reward card
  • A Barclays Debet card
  • A McDonald's coffee loyalty card with One sticker
  • My student ID
  • National insurance number card
  • A business card from the Blazing Saddles pub in Cyprus ( went there on holiday was lovely )
  • Fake 18+ id ( this is a joke if you are a police officer/tutor :) 
  • matches ( the really cool ones you can strick off anything )
  • Plasters x 4
  • 15 x ibuprofen tablets 200mg
  • 21 x paracetamol tablets 500mg
  • 5 x dipersible aspirin 300mg
  • 4 x cetirizine hydrochloride 10mg
  • my phone ( not really in my wallet but always comes with me as my wallet dose too)
so there you have it everything in my wallet, amazingly I'm not a hypochondriac but I simply believe there is a pill for everything and if i am feeling a little unwell i would prefer to take a pill quickly then try and wade it out.

Catching smoke

This week’s topic is smoking, now since 2006 when the smoking ban was put into place it has been a lot better to go into pubs and restraints and not to be greeted by a cloud of smoke, but in saying that I only agree in the smoking ban because it’s peoples right not to smoke and smoking in an enclosed public space is depriving people from that right, but it is also the right of people to smoke if they should choose, I am not here to say that they are wrong from there choice it would in fact be incredibly stupid and hypocritical of me to judge anyone for the way they lead there life. I don’t walk up to people telling they shouldn’t smoke and that smoking kills and that if they smoke they’ll get lung cancer and such, because everything one dose that is enjoyable is bad for you, eating fatty foods and drinking alcohol, both of which I am guilty of and know the concicences of but the benefits out way the costs, so I won’t sit here saying people need to stop smoking and such because it’s not my place and neither is it other peoples

Thursday, 17 November 2011

A Google reasons

It’s amazing how the movement are meant to serve the people, there meant to be there for the people, there meant to be trusted by the people, but I don’t trust the govoment, well not as much as other organizations. I once sent a Christmas card from England to Scotland we were up in Scotland 3 weeks later for new year and we arrived before the letter, the letter had a Iceland postal stamp on it, the point I am trying to make is that the government can organize a piss up in a brewery where as a company like Google, I can send an email through Google and it’ll be delivered near institaniosly, Google have a better system for everything, when I have to use internet explorer in collage it crashes almost every half hour, so I downloaded Google crime, I can now leave it running with 6 tabs for 2 hours and it doesn’t even slow. There’s a reason that I don’t agree with things like capital punishment, because I don’t like the idea of the government having the power over my life, on the other hand I would trust Google with my life, My phone is a googlephone2 I have Google crime on my laptop, I have Google mail, I only search Google, if Google wanted they could find out everything about me so I do trust Google more than my movement,
Also the person opposite me is complaining out load about the world being a bad place and why we can’t just all get along and that she could change the world and that she would, I suggested reading  1984, there is no such thing as order and peace it doesn’t exist, it’s a dream that will never happen, the only way to achieve peace and order is to take away peoples free will and if you do that people will rebel meaning no peace and order, now I am a capitalist because I am logical and understand the world and am not a huffed up, beer drinking hippy who want to, in the words of the king of them all john Lennon , “just want to give peace a chance” . No communism is perfection, it’s the best thing in the world but it can’t work, it’s impossible, and it can’t work because people are bastard who always want more than other people because people are greedy.

Thursday, 10 November 2011

poppy

It seems that nowadays the poppy is being attacked every which way, firstly I wear a poppy to remember my great grand-dad, who died in WW2 as a parachute fighting a German invasion and for the right to be who you want to be, the poppy is the symbol of rembrence to people who gave their lives in war, on rembrance Sunday we rember the first world war and that it ended at 11:00 on the 11th of November(11) 1918, that why we wear poppies, not because it's a symbol of pro-war, not because it's a commercial or political statement, and it centrally isn’t for people to make money, so why the hell are some people treating it as such, firstly there the muslin group "hell for heroes" who burn poppies on rembrance day to protest against it they are planning a destruction this year, then theirs a company selling poppies but only giving 10% to the charity and making profit on the rest, then fifa is trying to ban players from wearing poppies on their shirts, why is man so obsessed with being arseholes about everything, seriously in general most people are cunts and enjoy ruining people’s lives, so what if i want to wear a poppy why the fuck do you care, if you’re not I wouldn't go up in the street to you and tell you off so don’t do it to me, it's not even just poppies it's everything, if someone’s gay people have a problem, if someone’s fat people have a problem, if someone’s black or white or tall or small or has long hair, stands up for peace, stands up for war, says chirtanity is lies, believes in god, votes for the red, votes for the blue, drinks coke, drinks Pepsi, is young, is old or even lives life someone has to be a twat about it and try to stop them, for fuck sake cant we all just piss off

Thursday, 3 November 2011

an apple a day keeps the fanatics at bay

this is the story about english diet could save 4000 lives in scotland, althouth that is entirly possable and may be i for one am sick and tird of people telling me what to eat when to eat it how to eat it, i have been eating for my entire life and have perfected the art quite well, also i studied gcse food tec and know how to eat healthy and know evrything about the saturated fats and crap. I decided to eat unhelthy because un healthy food tastes goooooo, its like anything it’s my choice to eat bnad and die young dont care to preserve life and have a misrable time eating wheat-corn substitute no thanks, now you may be reading this and thinking that i’m just being greedy and such but they rais a queston in the artical “should we tax fatty foods” now some health fanatics, who like to think that they know better then evryone els and should dictate what we eat ( gillen mckeeth being one of the biggist offendes ),  would say that this is a good thing but they would be wrong not only on a free will kinda way but in a logical way and i’ll show you how useing fizzy drinks as an example
1.       We give taxes to the govoment
2.       The govoment give money to the corn farmers to make more corn
3.       The corn farmes make more corn
4.       The corn is used to make more corn syrip
5.       Corn syrip is used to make fizzy drinks
6.       More corn syrip means more fizzy drinks
7.       More fizzy drinks means cheaper fizzy drinks
If we are to tax this it means that the taxes you allready pay to make fizzydrinks cheeper is going toward making you pay more for fizzy drinks