Achol ( cant think of something funny might think of one later then i'll change it )

For the record before I get into all this I am 16, I am an above average student and not a chav or something els simmer

But I do drink alcohol and will continue to drink alcohol now till I die

My parents didn’t introduce me to alcohol, the first time I had alcohol was with my friends on the local golf course at night, I took a 4 pack of cider and a hip flask of gin & ginger, I was not given the alcohol by anyone but rather I have the advantage of looking almost identical to my older brother who is 19, needless to say I am able to use this to my advantage and it means no-one needs to buy alcohol for me. But that was when I was 15 I am now 16 my parent knows I drink and I’m able to drink responsibly, due to my build I am able to hold my alcohol well, and I rarely get so drunk that I and crawling on the floor, mostly I’m am sinning the entire soundtrack to Chicago with my other drunken mates, the worse thing I have ever done drunk was broke my ankle pole danceing when intoxicated  (something I would not recommend)  but generally I am responsible when drinking and also I have good friends who keep me responsible when drinking, but now people do say that giving kids alcohol is bad which I somewhat agree, giving some kids alcohol is bad if there little cunts, but I am responsible enough to buy, drink and enjoy alcohol some don’t punish everyone cos there are a few shits, in the young people can drink responsibly, a few bad apples DOSE NOT spoiled the bunch.

The boy who hated Christmas --- a Dr Seuss x-mas

I’ll tell you a story

One I’m sure you’ve been told

About a boy who hated Christmas

And was 16 years old

He lived in a town

On a cold mounted top

A town like no other

It was called plip plop

Oh the people you meet

In that small hill town

Are pleasant and friendly

And never feel down

But the boy however

Who lived in that place

Did not like the season

And frowned with his face

You see, people in plip plop

Liked Christmas a lot

They rejoiced in the days

It made hearts trot

They hung pooks from the ceiling

And zooks on the door

And out in the streets

They hung so much more

For In the main square

There was a sight to be saw

There were lights all around

Not one did withdraw

But back to our boy

Our story’s about

The boy who hates Christmas

And always would pout

The boy had no features

And didn’t say much

But would grumble and moan

And walk about on a crutch

As he walked through that town

Way way up high

He grumbled to him self

And let out a sigh

And the thing he would grumble

As he walked along

Would offend a lot of people

They think he is wrong

But the people of plip plop

Just didn’t care

About the boy in the crutch

Taking up all there air

Oh the things you can say

When you’re not herd

You can be just so sill

You can be so absurd

 You can talk about politics

You can have a real fit

You can talk about rubbish

You can say the word shit

But on this day

As he called Christmas a turd

A most dreadful thing happened

Someone over herd

“Christmas a trud

No don’t be absurd

How can you use

Such a terrible word

We won’t stand for this

In this hill top town

We’ll take him to the elders

That boy with the frown”

So they took the boy

Who walked with a crutch

To the top of the hill

And called for elder  Pluch

With a creak and a crack

The door it did open

The boy was summoned in

In front of elder PoePeePenn

The court had assemble

They had come straight away

To judge that boy

Who hated Christmas day

The oldest elder

Leaned over the table

“Now tell us why

Speak if you’re able”

Now the boy in the crutch

With a cough and a splutter

Looked at the elder

And this he did mutter

“I really hate Christmas

I hate it a lot

The whole fucking season

In this town of plip plop

I’m grumpy and miserable

In fact I’m a git

But you have to accept

That Christmas is shit

For first there are the cards

Packed up all tight

And I’m supposed to send one back

That’ll be bloody right

Then there’s the shopping

The terror the pain

And the twats with no manners

I think it’s a shame

Another’s the lights

In the streets and the cities

I quite hate them all

There really quite shifty

But the thing I hate most

Is that people do think

Is that they need to tell me

That not celebrating dose stinks

If I don’t want to celebrate

That my own bloody decision

And I hate all these people

In this plip plop prison

And the fact that I’m stuck here

Is simply pure luck

But the fact that you hate me

I don’t give a fuck

A Meal and a half --- A cooking carol

since it is Christmas i have decided to write this post in the style of Charles dickens, writer of probably the best Christmas story ever, this is my tribute.

Whilst walking into the local provisionary store, the single thought on my mind was of the delights in cooking one'self a Italian lasagna, the lasagna in question was a particular desire of mine throughout the week and i had planed to recreate the recipe used by the people of america and let the lasagna sit for a day till consumption so that the insides have a chance to congeal making a delightfully thick inside to it, but now as i browsed the supermarket, my basket gradually filling up with the various items , i saw the very ingredient that i required to complete my lasagna, the sheets of pasta them self, overcome with delight i rushed and picked up the very first box i could see, finishing my shopping having gathered the required ingredients, proceeding to the cashier, now exhilarated to make the feast for that nights late meal, i had already started counting my money, too existed to wait, this was building up to be a masterful dinner.

On arriving home i immediately turned the oven to it's maximum potential, this was key in preparing this bountiful meal, after a small time the kitchen was sinning, the aromas protruding delighted the senses, i could feel ones nose stretching forward to gather more of the heavenly sent, now that the preparation was completed the construction could begin, , now whilst layering the first set of pasta on the bottom of the dish i noticed that there were small black seeds baked into the pasta, this was the first time i had seen such a innovated way of improving the sheets, after slowly spooning the meat and cheese sauce on to the sheets and grating cheese on top to seal it i once again began the process of careful and precisely layer the sheets of pasta on top of the sause, once this stage was compleated i was relaxing with a drink when i knotice something was a miss, a pasta sheet was just moving every so slightly, then every so slightly more, then all of sudden emerging form within the lasagna was an ant, horrified i imediatly snaped the ant and discareded it into the bin, returning to the dish, my disgust was amplifiend to maximum copacity, for what i had mistook for seeds, were now wriggling about on top of the pasta, the sight sent me reeling, Mealworm lava infested the entire meal, shocked and dismayed i throw the dinner in the sunk and ran the tap to kill the tiny bugs, but in looking back to the counter i could see the wriggling all over the counter top, the box of sheets was infested by the things, and they were poring out, i had to stop one'self from vomiting, i expelled the box outside and exterminated them, and scrubbing every spot of the kitien, then had to clean one'self, i can still feel the wriggling on my skin to this very day.

My top 10 hits

This is a list of my top 10 favroute music as of this moment, thought might try and do something diffrent, ( this is a unofficial list due to the fact that i will just post first 10 things is see which i like,
I am only going to do one song from each artist to give you a bit more varation but some artists are better than others, so in no perticular order

1. The Who "You better you bet" 

   2. The Rolling Stones " Sympathy For The Devil"

   3. Queen "Hammer to fall"

    4. Kiss " Crazy crazy nights"

 

5. Dolly Parton " 9 to 5"

   6. David Bowie " Drive in Saturday" 

   7. The Police " Canary In A Coalmine"

   8. The Clash " Rudie Can't Fail"

  9. Toto " Hold the line"

   10. Rod Stewart " Motown song"

Not gonna lie, you don't know how long it took me to put these videos in.

Enjoy

strikes

Yesterday public sector workers went on strike over an argument over pension plans, whilst driving past the local hospital i saw the people with there picket line and couldn't help but think they all must be really unimportant because you have to have a pretty useless job or be a pretty heartless bastard to strike in a hospital, you know those big places where people who are dying to get better, if your important to the survive of someone and you strike the shame on you. I dont relly have much to say on the strikes but i do have alot to say about a youtube video about a woman sitting on a tram shouting rasit abuse at other passingers, if you haven't seen it i'll give you a minuet to watch it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i47HoiM0Au8&feature=aso ... all thouse who have watched it can just wait with me... dum da deeee da de da de da dooooooo... right so now you've caught up, i feel that this gose back to a previous point i've already made and one that is one of my key prinsables, it mostly involes the fact the the whole human... you know what i'll just copy and paste it ... hy is man so obsessed with being arseholes about everything, seriously in general most people are cunts and enjoy ruining people’s lives, so what if i want to wear a poppy why the fuck do you care, if you’re not I wouldn't go up in the street to you and tell you off so don’t do it to me, it's not even just poppies it's everything, if someone’s gay people have a problem, if someone’s fat people have a problem, if someone’s black or white or tall or small or has long hair, stands up for peace, stands up for war, says chirtanity is lies, believes in god, votes for the red, votes for the blue, drinks coke, drinks Pepsi, is young, is old or even lives life someone has to be a twat about it and try to stop them, for fuck sake cant we all just piss off... now that's that it relly aplyes to lots of circumstances 

Good game, Good game

Right I'm out of ideas of things to bitch about and need to do another post today so have decided to play... ****WHAT'S IN MY WALLET****
so lets start in my wallet there is

• 2 x 1p coins , I'm so rich
• 1 x £10 Scottish note, that's more like it ( -£1.12 that i just spent on my break on milk and mikados yum)
• A GAME reward card
• A Barclays Debet card
• A McDonald's coffee loyalty card with One sticker
• My student ID
• National insurance number card
• A business card from the Blazing Saddles pub in Cyprus ( went there on holiday was lovely )
• Fake 18+ id ( this is a joke if you are a police officer/tutor :) 
• matches ( the really cool ones you can strick off anything )
• Plasters x 4
• 15 x ibuprofen tablets 200mg
• 21 x paracetamol tablets 500mg
• 5 x dipersible aspirin 300mg
• 4 x cetirizine hydrochloride 10mg
• my phone ( not really in my wallet but always comes with me as my wallet dose too)

so there you have it everything in my wallet, amazingly I'm not a hypochondriac but I simply believe there is a pill for everything and if i am feeling a little unwell i would prefer to take a pill quickly then try and wade it out.

Catching smoke

This week’s topic is smoking, now since 2006 when the smoking ban was put into place it has been a lot better to go into pubs and restraints and not to be greeted by a cloud of smoke, but in saying that I only agree in the smoking ban because it’s peoples right not to smoke and smoking in an enclosed public space is depriving people from that right, but it is also the right of people to smoke if they should choose, I am not here to say that they are wrong from there choice it would in fact be incredibly stupid and hypocritical of me to judge anyone for the way they lead there life. I don’t walk up to people telling they shouldn’t smoke and that smoking kills and that if they smoke they’ll get lung cancer and such, because everything one dose that is enjoyable is bad for you, eating fatty foods and drinking alcohol, both of which I am guilty of and know the concicences of but the benefits out way the costs, so I won’t sit here saying people need to stop smoking and such because it’s not my place and neither is it other peoples

A Google reasons

It’s amazing how the movement are meant to serve the people, there meant to be there for the people, there meant to be trusted by the people, but I don’t trust the govoment, well not as much as other organizations. I once sent a Christmas card from England to Scotland we were up in Scotland 3 weeks later for new year and we arrived before the letter, the letter had a Iceland postal stamp on it, the point I am trying to make is that the government can organize a piss up in a brewery where as a company like Google, I can send an email through Google and it’ll be delivered near institaniosly, Google have a better system for everything, when I have to use internet explorer in collage it crashes almost every half hour, so I downloaded Google crime, I can now leave it running with 6 tabs for 2 hours and it doesn’t even slow. There’s a reason that I don’t agree with things like capital punishment, because I don’t like the idea of the government having the power over my life, on the other hand I would trust Google with my life, My phone is a googlephone2 I have Google crime on my laptop, I have Google mail, I only search Google, if Google wanted they could find out everything about me so I do trust Google more than my movement,

Also the person opposite me is complaining out load about the world being a bad place and why we can’t just all get along and that she could change the world and that she would, I suggested reading  1984, there is no such thing as order and peace it doesn’t exist, it’s a dream that will never happen, the only way to achieve peace and order is to take away peoples free will and if you do that people will rebel meaning no peace and order, now I am a capitalist because I am logical and understand the world and am not a huffed up, beer drinking hippy who want to, in the words of the king of them all john Lennon , “just want to give peace a chance” . No communism is perfection, it’s the best thing in the world but it can’t work, it’s impossible, and it can’t work because people are bastard who always want more than other people because people are greedy.

poppy

It seems that nowadays the poppy is being attacked every which way, firstly I wear a poppy to remember my great grand-dad, who died in WW2 as a parachute fighting a German invasion and for the right to be who you want to be, the poppy is the symbol of rembrence to people who gave their lives in war, on rembrance Sunday we rember the first world war and that it ended at 11:00 on the 11th of November(11) 1918, that why we wear poppies, not because it's a symbol of pro-war, not because it's a commercial or political statement, and it centrally isn’t for people to make money, so why the hell are some people treating it as such, firstly there the muslin group "hell for heroes" who burn poppies on rembrance day to protest against it they are planning a destruction this year, then theirs a company selling poppies but only giving 10% to the charity and making profit on the rest, then fifa is trying to ban players from wearing poppies on their shirts, why is man so obsessed with being arseholes about everything, seriously in general most people are cunts and enjoy ruining people’s lives, so what if i want to wear a poppy why the fuck do you care, if you’re not I wouldn't go up in the street to you and tell you off so don’t do it to me, it's not even just poppies it's everything, if someone’s gay people have a problem, if someone’s fat people have a problem, if someone’s black or white or tall or small or has long hair, stands up for peace, stands up for war, says chirtanity is lies, believes in god, votes for the red, votes for the blue, drinks coke, drinks Pepsi, is young, is old or even lives life someone has to be a twat about it and try to stop them, for fuck sake cant we all just piss off

an apple a day keeps the fanatics at bay

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-15561501

this is the story about english diet could save 4000 lives in scotland, althouth that is entirly possable and may be i for one am sick and tird of people telling me what to eat when to eat it how to eat it, i have been eating for my entire life and have perfected the art quite well, also i studied gcse food tec and know how to eat healthy and know evrything about the saturated fats and crap. I decided to eat unhelthy because un healthy food tastes goooooo, its like anything it’s my choice to eat bnad and die young dont care to preserve life and have a misrable time eating wheat-corn substitute no thanks, now you may be reading this and thinking that i’m just being greedy and such but they rais a queston in the artical “should we tax fatty foods” now some health fanatics, who like to think that they know better then evryone els and should dictate what we eat ( gillen mckeeth being one of the biggist offendes ),  would say that this is a good thing but they would be wrong not only on a free will kinda way but in a logical way and i’ll show you how useing fizzy drinks as an example

1.       We give taxes to the govoment

2.       The govoment give money to the corn farmers to make more corn

3.       The corn farmes make more corn

4.       The corn is used to make more corn syrip

5.       Corn syrip is used to make fizzy drinks

6.       More corn syrip means more fizzy drinks

7.       More fizzy drinks means cheaper fizzy drinks

If we are to tax this it means that the taxes you allready pay to make fizzydrinks cheeper is going toward making you pay more for fizzy drinks

sweeties for the sweet, my arse

I rather hate Halloween, never really celebrated it, don't really care to, it's a ridicules holiday, it's simply an excuse for kids to come to your door and demand sweets, well they can piss off, all they have to do is ruin a perfectly good sheet and go "wooo" and they expect you to have bought sweet for it, that'll be bloody right, I refuse to buy sweets and i stop anyone in my family getting sweets, if kids come my door I will have no hesitation to tell them to get lost, if the parents have a problem I’ll question them why there letting their children go up to strangers doors and ask for sweeties, this is a sick disgusting world we live in and the people who inhabit the earth are twisted and evil, if you have or had children would you want them to meet a murderer or someone like that, maybe this year i should write an essay on why we shouldn’t give a fuck about this holiday and hand that out as treats, a bit of education, the whole thing sickens me about as much as Christmas carollers the greedy no good bastards. I truly hate Halloween.

Political correctness is gonna get a doing

This comes up as there’s been a story I’ve been given (I now get little protects to do during class whoopee ) of someone in parliament telling a woman if she leeks privet info she’s goanna get a doing. I think in context he was somewhat right the woman has a record of leaking to media and he was simply giving her a warning, the info she could leek is to do with separating Scotland as an independent country. I think this all has to do with political correctness gone mad, things get taken far too personally and people like to hide behind twisting other peoples words and making them seem bad, if you feel offended by people you ether need to toughen up or move to china where there’s no free speech and you can control what people say.

angel worshiping devils---part 2

2. if that wasn’t enough the Mormon religion are big political members they spent millions of the tax payers dollars on campaigning against equal rights amendment ( this was a bill that thankfully passed in America to ensure that gays and women and all ethnic groups are treated as equal) they try effetely to pled that the bill didn’t go through, the reason they don’t want it to go through is that they think that gays are pure evil and should be wiped from the face of the earth, they are told (and i know this as this is what I was told when i was a member of the cult) that if you were gay you would be sent to the deepest circle of hell where you would perish and be in pain also that they should in life shun gays and not associate with they as they will infect you with their ways, this is taught to you from a young age so that it is fixed in your mind, these people are sick bastards who have no respect for anyone who isn’t them.

3. in the Mormon cult it is taught that people shouldn’t drink alcohol or gamble, this is incredibly hypocritical and the Mormon organisation own 4 of the major casinos in Las vegas and a lot of the smaller casinos and I can guarantee you that they are not serving oj to the people who gamble there, this is how they have enough money for their campaigns against gays.

My last words on this post go out to the heads of the Mormon cult

you are evil cunts, you have the same morals as Hitler, I hope your cult is brought down and you are put into prison for crimes against humanity and the perching of disgusting views passed off as religion, I  hope that if there is a god he sends you to the worst imaginable place possible, you should be ashamed I know you’re not and that this blog will do nothing to change your opinions, but you should be told that you are wrong, so that in years to come when the people of the world are deciding your fate for trying to infect the world with you plague of sickening views and opinions, we can look upon the people who where discriminatory evil dictators and were proud to be what they had become, and we will feel no guilt in sentencing they to hardships and discrimination,

 “fracture for fracture, eye for eye, tooth for tooth. As he has injured the other, so he is to be injured” Leviticus 24:20

Angel worshiping devils---part 1

The Mormon cult ( I wont call it a religion as they is no justification to say it has any religious nature though there are plenty of reasons for calling it a cult) was a organization I was brought up in, because of this I know people who are still Mormon and this post isn’t directed to them ( I would be pretty cold to call my own Gran some of the things I shall call the Mormon cult) and SOME of the people who are Mormons are delightful, just as I have an uncle who’s a catholic and he is one of the nicest people I know and respects other people’s views and religious beliefs. But the Mormon “religion” (as they would like to be known) is as evil as the devil they fear, and I’ll tell you why

1.the Mormon cult a few years back bought out the scouts organisation (yes that age old honourable organization) and changed a few of the rules, now you can’t join the scouts in America if you are homosexual as gays are “the scum of the earth pure evil so-on and so-forth”, also if you are an atheist you are not allowed to join the scouts ether maybe you’ll drag them down when the rapture come which according to the latest forecast seems to be in one week on Friday so let’s get the party hats ready. The Mormon bastards get away with this due to the scouts oath which goes
“On my honor I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country
and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong,
mentally awake, and morally straight.
The areas which i have highlighted as the reasons the give to keep out they atheists and gays, this makes me angrier they imaginable and there isn’t enough words that express that anger, they have used something that used to stand for good and twisted it’s words to make them crooked and evil the last thing i shall write on this post is a quote from the Mormon cult, this is there statement on both decision
“We believe that homosexual conduct is inconsistent with the requirement in the Scout Oath that a Scout be morally straight and in the Scout Law that a Scout be clean in word and deed, and that homosexuals do not provide a desirable role model for Scouts”  
"The Boy Scouts of America maintains that no member can grow into the best kind of citizen without recognizing an obligation to God. In the first part of the Scout Oath or Promise the member declares, ‘On my honor I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law.’ The recognition of God as the ruling and leading power in the universe and the grateful acknowledgment of His favors and blessings are necessary to the best type of citizenship and are wholesome precepts in the education of the growing members." 1991 the leader of the scout organization directed by the Mormon cult

The melody of muttering

As most of you may have deduced I am a rather cynical git, it mostly comes from my hate of most humans that I am forced to share this earth with, it’s mostly the desire to be individual and yet everyone with a Nikon takes a picture of a bush with a shadow turns it black and white and says it expresses here individually it doesn’t if anything you are less individual in fact you fit right into the slot of a pretentious bitch who shops at super dry and has a tattoo of a treble cleft, I have no problem with any of those things but don’t get they and they say it expresses your individuality.

But anyway, one of the key roles of being a cynical bastard is the mutter; it’s a rather soothing way to walk through the shopping canter judging everyone I see and entertaining myself and any unfortunate who happens to be with me at the time and is listening to my mutters, though some of my friends (yes I have friends it’s amazing I know with me being so judgemental all the time) find it rather humorous.

out fox the fox

reading bbc news as I do whenever I write a blog ( there’s just not that much to blog about from my life but when something happens I’ll share it with the internet) there’s an article about fox threatening to cancel the Simpsons, my arse will the cancel the Simpsons it's watched every day by millions of people and it is earning them billions of dollars, fox just like to get rich and forget about the people who made then rich, it says that for the show to continue the voice actors need to take a 45% wage decrees, which is ridicules since the voice actors make the show, you think friends would have worked if they had replaced Ross of Monica 5 seasons in no, people will not watch the Simpsons is homers voice changes so you can’t play hard ball with the voice actors fox otherwise they'll quit and you'll be left without a show, the voice actors get paid £5.6 million each series now some may say that a little steep but Dan Castellaneta is the voice of homer simpson as well as playing
Grampa Abraham Simpson
Barney Gumble
Krusty the Clown
Groundskeeper Willie
Mayor Quimby
Hans Moleman
Sideshow Mel
Itchy
Kodos
Gil
Poochie
Squeaky-Voiced Teen
Burn's Lawyer
Mr. Teeny
Bill Clinton
Now if someone like Charlie sheen can be paid over 1 million per episode for being a twat on screen these people should be paid 5.6million per series for playing 15 different voices and making the show what it is

It's good to be king

The book I’m reading at the moment is Stephen king’s “under the dome” it’s about a town that is suddenly trapped under an invisible barrier and can’t get out, it leads on to cabin fever and is a brilliant read, loads of characters (and yet not complex to follow) and the story keeps you griped all the way well worth a read

p.s if anyone reads this and think the he copied the Simpsons movie they can think again this book was first drafted in 1987 and replaced in 2008.

things i want

Amazon Kindle Firehttp www.amazon.com/Kindle-Fire-Color/dp/B0051VVOB2/ref=amb_link_357575542_7?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=gateway-center-column&pf_rd_r=11CQJ4Z9981ANWRGKK10&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=1321408942&pf_rd_i=507846  

Because I don’t yet have a tablet computer and would like one they look cool, except i wont but an ipad as i refuce to give any money to apple i don’t own an ipod or an iphone and defnetly not a imac computer cos there shit and a waste of good money

Replica Batmobile http://www.firebox.com/product/2922/Replica-Batmobile

who the hell wouldn’t, image pulling up to pick up your date in the batmobile, reserve a table with the bat phone the drive away with the flame going

Hounds and Holidays

I'm rather excited, I may be getting a dog (the man is because the indecisiveness of some members of my family is un-believable but hopefully this will work out since I have been bargaining for one) I have seen one which I like it's a local shelter I saw it on the web and it seems to meet all the criteria of small, doesn’t shed too much hair, young enough to be trained to our house rules. going to see it on Friday hopefully will be good and may get it within a week or two depending on what sort of mood people are in, I’m very much a go, go, go person when I see something I want to do I want to get moving and do it I don’t like hanging around for ages waiting and not doing anything.

I need a holiday, I think I’m the only teen who doesn’t think the dream holiday is benidorm or Ibiza or another cesspool of disease and cretins too dumb to think of anywhere else to go, no my dream holiday is a nice weekend away in Florence, a nice quite getaway where you can drink finest coffee and eat delicious food, and just relax without a beach in sight ( I hate the beach, don’t get it, why the hell would I want to sit on sand as it get everywhere and hear screaming children as they kick sand in all directions but epically in my eyes, no I am not a fan of the beach) the problem is the rest of my family only want to go on beach holidays, the more annoying thing is that they don’t tell me this till they've booked me a ticket because they know if they don’t book it before they ask me I’ll say no and refuse to go I’ll just save the money and go by myself to Italy, it'll be a birthday gift to me. (Now I know some of you will be saying what a spoilt are complaining that he gets to go on holidays, these people can write me a letter complaining, stamp it, and then stick it where the air is questionable)

7 days and a caravan

yes I am ashamed that it has been a week since my last post, terrible, it's not even as if I’ve been busy, I’ve just been sitting in front of my TV watching crap. speaking of watching crap, there was a program on about the eviction of Irish travellers (gypsies) from dale farm, there was a gypsies woman on there saying "they should bring body bags cos we aint going" suits me, can’t be bothered with them, if someone wants to not pay taxis and live like the clampetts, wild and free in their little community making up shite laws which they don’t live by then fine that’s their problem, but don't do it on our land, don’t expect to use our schools, don’t use the NHS and don’t use the emergency services, tax payers pay for those services and if you don’t pay taxes don’t use the services taxes pay for, when I’m older I’ll have a job, own a house, and pay taxes, because I’m not a lay-about tree surgeon. the most irritating thing is that the pikes at dale farm think that the government should buy the land back off they for fuck sake what sort of request is that and the government can’t do anything because they may use force and someone might get hurt awwwwwww poor thieving rats, should be going in there and dragging them out, they've been given a long time to evict and they haven't, so harsh measures are called for.

missspeling

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14842691
this is one of my favrout things in the news for a long time, as anyone who have read my blog sofar will gather spelling is certanly not my fortay, any it is geniues that someone relised that if the regster for mis-spelled e-mail addresses they can recive other peoples e-mail, dont know why you would want to most of my e-mails are useless rubbish that i dont even read so why someone els wants to get them i dont know, still if your sending something important you should at least take the time and effort to look over your spelling to make sure that you have evrything in order before you send, although what sort of idot sends important stuff via e-mail your e-mail accotunt is so likly to get hacked and it's easy to hack it too so use a more secure methoud like a phone, or the age old methoud of face to face talking, that old chestnut, the thing we as humanity have used for centrys and have never let us down since.

I predict a riot

whilst scanning the bbc news page i ran accross a news artical for the england riots http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14926322
apparently one in four rioters have have 10 previouse offences, no bloody wonder with the why the goverment treats the wee neds who have nothing better to do than to go around and make troubble, the highist punishment a young person can recive is going to a young offenders instuion which i my self would love to be sent to as the have a snoker table, table footbal, a tv, radios in rooms, posters, entertainment, privet schooling. thats not a punishment it's a holiday. and if the do something relly bad the get sent to theripy because it's not the persons fault it's sociatys. they should be made to do hard labour, and anyone of the theving rats that was involved in the riots should be named and shamed, bring back the stocks that was a great idea haveing to stand there while people throw rotten fruit and veg at them servis them right. The reson the riot went on so long is because the officers involved have no power, if the touch someone they get sued, they need to be able to use serious force to controll them, if anyones seen the film harry brown (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1289406/ ) thats my opinon of what the deserve.

I'll be back

very happy today as i've been told that i'm probably going to go back to the little town of royston for one night only to vist my friends ( this comes about because i was told that we're going down to vist our couisons in stevanage don't know why dislike my cosion uneducated cretin and stevnage is a shithole but i am allowed to vist royston) unfortnatly this means going on a plane altough i have no problem with airtraval it's self in fact i rather like it. it gets one down to england in about an hour and the meal you get is one of the best things ever ( i'm of a select few who adore airline food the entire onsonble is beautful it all comes in one neat little box and it's the little things like the cup of water with a foil seal on it) but yes genraly i enjoy air traval even the airport dosn't bother me as i simply take my pair of crutches and you fly past all the queus. no the boil on my butt with planes is other people, for some reson all socal manners go out the window with airports firstly they decid in a quieu they simply must stand right behind you so you can taste what they had for breakfast ( hence the crutches) then when you move forward there shiting them self that someone might take there spot behind you seriously fuck off, then there's the race to the plane from the minuite the gate is called evryone on you flight would knock and eserly person to the floor to get a better seat ( although this is where i get greatist pleasure in simply sitinng down with the times newspaper, sipping a coffee and waiting till the very last call, till the're calling you by name then you stroll onto the aircrafe big grin on your face, looking for a seat, of corse no-one wants you to take the free seat next to them of corse the must be very suseptable to illness and the slightlst infecton may kill them ( however terible that may be) so you simply wonder the aircraft untill the air hostess seats you herself and no-ones going to disagree with the desuison of the air hostess ) and you simply plug your self in with your loadest head phones and put on a bit of queen. as you see i'm a pleasure to travel with.

two pots of tea and a packet of biscuits

It is nice to see the denigration of saturday night tv, the choice is ether Doctor who ( yes there still flogging that dead horse ( and i say dead i mean rotting away, it has cesed to exsit, it has joined the quire invisable)) or downton abby ( my god that progams dull) then one can chouse between Strictly come danceing ( for people who need a push over deaths door) or x factor ( where poor people try and be rich ( it's a bit like the lottory for twats)). 

well it's intresting for me to see that i after slagging off blogging is now blogging fairly religously and rather enjoy it    

( don't know wether anyone els is enjoying it but I am so tough you'll just have to sit watching your computer screen at me spewing crap onto the interweb ) 

close but no cigar

ahh the ever so delightful feeling of being ever so slightly pissed, not quite danceing to the chicargo sound track pissed ( some amoung you will get that more than others prefrbly the people from facebook) but yes just pissed enough to make the world see ever so slightly better. watched a film "harry brown" bout michell cane going ape-shit on so chavs great film enjoyed it very much. to bed to sleep to dream

 " dreams thoughs little pockets of death, how i hate them so." eger allen poe

an evning with...

well that was a rare meal as we say in scotland, unfortunatly it was a beef spag ball, i'm more of a fish person i would sell my soul for fish, i am hopeing that if i make enough money and if i have the time i'm going to go on the scottish fish trail which is a trail up the coast of scotland where you eat fish, as one may have guessed. so the plan for tonight is to sit in watch family fourtunes ( thats our verson of family fuied for you americans, i dont think they have a german verson ) then i may wwatch torchwood i dout you get that anywere els since it's bbc ( the money grabing bastards imagine haveing to pay £100 to own a tv not even to buy one just to have the privlage of owning one and it's not even shared amoun the other chanals no it gose souly into paying for programs like contryfile and universtiy challange the bloody cheek, you cant even just say i dont want to ricive bbc cos theres shite on you have to pay even though i highly dout meny people watch underage mums, if i want to see a bunch of pregnent 15 year olds on benifits i would have stayed in paisly) right now thats out of my system.
well this is most probly the last post of the day been sucseful so far seemed to have alot to grumble about so lets hope we keep it up
taylor out.

hungry like the wolf

i know most of you dont care of my eating habits but it may be intresting to some people and who know in 200 year if global walming dont fry humanity to a well-done end then historyans my look at my blog as a fasinating insite into the teenage mind of 2011, so my dinner tonight is spageti bolinase that clasic italin dish which domio has subsequntly riuend, i am starving after a meslie hummouse and red peper sandwhich for lunch although tasty the tit who decided to put only one sandwhich in the pakage is to blame for my hunger whining, it's nice to see that someones watching and i'm talking about the two from usa and one from germany i beleie that the uk viewers are mostly myself and my media teacher so dosn't relly count but thanks for listining to my rablings even if it was just for a second, also if anyone from my facebook was kind enough to follow the link from my post congratulations you have just movied up the hierarchy of friends well done you.

onward and upward

well it's home from collige to face the depresinly sad exsitance of my family, i have to brothers who are stupidity on two legs and find it there lifes work to make my life a little less enjoyable, altough in scotland i can start buying property and can move out legaly so thats something to think about :) yes i did just use a smilely face it's very sterotypcal blog but what the hell don't like it dont read the blog ( an option meny people on blogspot seem to have taken) it is very unfortuntate that I as a person come across terble in my writing it's just something that happens but at least you can read it in an interesting voice would be better then my normal voice.

horoscopes

this is my horoscope, it's a load of crap
News might not be what you (or a close relative) want it to be. Plans may need to be changed or negotiations begun. You might also have to cope with a leak (from an upstairs room) - and which may have spoilt some wooden furniture. Whilst writing a letter, you could discover fluency with words and a way of making someone feel they'll be letting you (and themselves) down if they don't accede to your request.
i have never heard as much rubish in my life horoscopes are a load of useless dribble ( but there good convsation) i guess now i should get home and check all my nice wooden antics for water damage, then write a letter dont know why i bother but since i get the paper evryday i'll keep u updated with the horroscope and wether anything comes true.

religion

This shoulld be fun, i was brought up a christian but movied away from the chruch and now view the entire christian religion as a load of crap (dont get me wrong i have christian friends and am prepard to be proven wrong, and if someone presents me with proof that god exsits then i will throw myself on the gorund and pray for murcy then get god for life tattooed on my arse but till then i will contue to make cruid joke about the matter untill i die and ( acording to cristians) will meet god and have to explaine the whole slaging of matter so if your a chritian reading this thinking im rater mean then dont worry if your right then i'll burn in hell forever) but as of such i am not in a religion of cult and do not think that any are perticaly close to he truth.

day one

This is the first post on my blog spot (obviously) there is so far no-one looking at this so as for the moment I’m talking to myself, this blog is for my collage course, therefore it'll be updated fairly often, this is so far my second day of college after joining yesterday, it's all right.

My life up to now

don’t get excited there nothing significant to tell I was born in paisley, moved down to England where I was educated in a small dull town near Cambridge and London, though in between to flourishing and interesting places Royston was somewhat of a shite hole nothing spectacular ever happened the highlight of the peoples year was a small may day celebrating which was the same every year and was never the interesting festival, I had a group of friends which i spent most of my time with ( mostly on Friday and Saturday nights drinking ourselves silly on the local golf course till the local community support offices came and took down our fake names and addresses ( I would here like to apologise to Steve Macintosh at 112 Lillington road if you have every been hassled for drinking on public land )). i was then at the age of 16 uprooted and moved to Scotland where I started college doing media course and then subsequently told to write a blog that pretty much brings you up to speed non- existent person.