Achol ( cant think of something funny might think of one later then i'll change it )

For the record before I get into all this I am 16, I am an above average student and not a chav or something els simmer

But I do drink alcohol and will continue to drink alcohol now till I die

My parents didn’t introduce me to alcohol, the first time I had alcohol was with my friends on the local golf course at night, I took a 4 pack of cider and a hip flask of gin & ginger, I was not given the alcohol by anyone but rather I have the advantage of looking almost identical to my older brother who is 19, needless to say I am able to use this to my advantage and it means no-one needs to buy alcohol for me. But that was when I was 15 I am now 16 my parent knows I drink and I’m able to drink responsibly, due to my build I am able to hold my alcohol well, and I rarely get so drunk that I and crawling on the floor, mostly I’m am sinning the entire soundtrack to Chicago with my other drunken mates, the worse thing I have ever done drunk was broke my ankle pole danceing when intoxicated  (something I would not recommend)  but generally I am responsible when drinking and also I have good friends who keep me responsible when drinking, but now people do say that giving kids alcohol is bad which I somewhat agree, giving some kids alcohol is bad if there little cunts, but I am responsible enough to buy, drink and enjoy alcohol some don’t punish everyone cos there are a few shits, in the young people can drink responsibly, a few bad apples DOSE NOT spoiled the bunch.