I'll be back

very happy today as i've been told that i'm probably going to go back to the little town of royston for one night only to vist my friends ( this comes about because i was told that we're going down to vist our couisons in stevanage don't know why dislike my cosion uneducated cretin and stevnage is a shithole but i am allowed to vist royston) unfortnatly this means going on a plane altough i have no problem with airtraval it's self in fact i rather like it. it gets one down to england in about an hour and the meal you get is one of the best things ever ( i'm of a select few who adore airline food the entire onsonble is beautful it all comes in one neat little box and it's the little things like the cup of water with a foil seal on it) but yes genraly i enjoy air traval even the airport dosn't bother me as i simply take my pair of crutches and you fly past all the queus. no the boil on my butt with planes is other people, for some reson all socal manners go out the window with airports firstly they decid in a quieu they simply must stand right behind you so you can taste what they had for breakfast ( hence the crutches) then when you move forward there shiting them self that someone might take there spot behind you seriously fuck off, then there's the race to the plane from the minuite the gate is called evryone on you flight would knock and eserly person to the floor to get a better seat ( although this is where i get greatist pleasure in simply sitinng down with the times newspaper, sipping a coffee and waiting till the very last call, till the're calling you by name then you stroll onto the aircrafe big grin on your face, looking for a seat, of corse no-one wants you to take the free seat next to them of corse the must be very suseptable to illness and the slightlst infecton may kill them ( however terible that may be) so you simply wonder the aircraft untill the air hostess seats you herself and no-ones going to disagree with the desuison of the air hostess ) and you simply plug your self in with your loadest head phones and put on a bit of queen. as you see i'm a pleasure to travel with.